Justify my Broast

nevermindthebolex:

Nic Cage isn’t impressed with your package.

SO WONDERFUL.

…and while we’re on the subject of postcards, not many people can claim they have one from Stanley Goodpseed.

annahinks:

“Would anybody like a banger in the mouth?”

There aren’t many people who can claim they have a postcard from Mrs Featherbottom.

Kevin Spacey

lonelytourist:

Gob: Nothing works in this house. 
Michael: Tell me about it. 
Lindsay: Is that a shot at me? 
Gob: Probably. 
Lindsay: Because for your information, I got a job. 
Michael: Really? What kind of job? 
Lindsay: Beads. 
Gob: Bees? 
Lindsay: Beads. 
Gob: Beads? 
Michael: Gob’s not on board.

(via lonelytourist)

Will Arnett. Officially a Hot Bastard.

cleversimon:

As it turns out, she had gotten up early, and had taken pain medication because of a hangover-related headache. However, she mistook the “drowsy eye” alcohol warning for a “winking-eye” alcohol suggestion.

xphiles:

giveme-a-reason:

Mulder: Ooh! That’s good. All right, what you may find is you concentrate on hitting that little ball… The rest of the world just fades away— all your everyday, nagging concerns.
Mulder: The ticking of your biological clock.
Mulder: How you probably couldn’t afford that nice, new suede coat on a G-Woman’s salary.
Mulder: How you threw away a promising career in medicine … to hunt aliens with a crackpot, albeit brilliant, partner… Getting into the heart of a global conspiracy. Your obscenely overdue triple-X bill. Oh, I… I’m sorry, Scully. Those last two problems are mine, not yours.
Scully: Shut up, Mulder. I’m playing baseball.

The X-Files, 6x19 The Unnatural

xphiles:

giveme-a-reason:

Scully: Aww, now what? 
Mulder: It’s locked? 
Scully: So much for anticipating the unforeseen. (Mulder tries to open the door and it opens easily, Scully smiles.) … I had you. 
Mulder: No, you didn’t. 
Scully: Oh, yeah. I had you big time.
Mulder: You had nothing. Come on, I saw you jiggle the handle. 
Scully: I saw your face, Mulder. There was a definite moment of panic.
Mulder: You’ve never seen me panic. When I panic, I make this face.
(Mulder’s face registers no emotion.)
Scully: That was the face. 
Mulder: You didn’t see that face. 
Scully: I saw that face.

The X-Files:Fight The Future

icanthearitontheradio:

Gilly and a bear… your argument is invalid. (I can’t remember where I got this, so sorry about credit and whatnot D: Gosh, I love the Donmar, though).

Ewan McGregor

Ewan McGregor

Stephen Colbert. Looking quite adorable.

deathorthetoypiano:

WTF

moviesinframes:

Heat, 1995 (dir. Michael Mann)

DUE FOR A REWATCH DOT COM